Florida is under-siege by the latest tiresome reality TV craze – the GOP primary with it’s endless debates. Newt, who’s platform is largely out of this world is focusing more and more on space travel and colonizing the moon. Allow me to be the first to urge him to volunteer he and his lovely wife (no, make that his scary third wife), Calista to become the first colonists. They could wear 3-cornered-hats and throw tea into craters for shits and giggles. The best part is there’s always a ‘dark side’ of the moon, so Newt would forever feel at home.
Tonight is another one of the pointless debates with Newt Romney and Mitt Gingrich - (note: one is as interchangeably awful as the other) – tossing barbs at each other while Ron Paul blathers incoherently and Santorum brings all discussions back to sexual wedge issues. This evening is the opportunity for the 4 freaks to rebut the President’s State of the Union Address. They needed a day or so to absorb the 91% national approval rating of Obama’s ideas and accomplishments in order to fabricate new GOP distractions and nonsense.
Romney’s so out of touch his own feet don’t touch the ground as he continues to make astonishingly tone-deaf gaffs, boasting about his obscene wealth to Florida residents where 40% of all mortgages are underwater. Mortgages notwithstanding, no one is discussing the very real possibility that Florida itself may well be physically under water within the next 20 years, but climate-change doesn’t play well among the GOP. That said, Newt Gingrich is on record as being a true-believer in global warming. Not to worry though, he can bullshit himself out of any corner. Perhaps ‘climate change’ is why he wants to relocate to the moon? I’d like him to relocate to the moon too. Other moon settlers might be Ron Paul and family, Rick Santorum and his Cool-Aid crowd – and Mitt Romney who could finally realize his family history dream of posessing a harem in peace.