Doctors Leave Dick Cheney’s Gall Stones Intact, Because They’re Unmitigated Gall-stones

Everyone has their field of expertise, and Dick Cheney’s field is ‘unmitigated disasters.’  He knows all about them, he creates them — in fact he practically invented them.  Ever since Cheney oozed his way into political life from his hometown of Lincoln, Nebraska (have you ever been there?  Talk about a culture blight…)  …To his early days Representing Wyoming in the House of Representatives, Mr Cheney’s megalomania has been left unchecked.  They asked him to check it at the door, but he breezed right by.  Cheney’s scandalous involvements with Enron, Halliburton, Blackwater, illegal wars, arguable acts of treason — not to mention environmental disasters too numerous to list, Dick Cheney has been the very embodiment of “unmitigated disaster.”  Unmitigated ‘EVIL’ really…

We, the American taxpayer have paid to keep this old fool alive to receive a heart transplant while decent people were denied as being too “old” to qualify for one.  (Cheney is 71 – the cut-off for real people is 65.)  The American taxpayer who can’t even afford healthcare insurance has paid to keep Cheney’s sorry ass alive with a non-pulsing artificial-heart pump, until they could find someone with Cheney’s blood-type — someone the world wouldn’t ever notice missing — merely to keep this international criminal’s head spinning in circles spewing political pea-soup.  Now Dick Cheney has a new heart, but so far medical science has been unable to offer him a healthy, transplantable soul.   Oh, if only he’d set foot out of the country…  Like those hallucinations he wrote about in his dreams of Tuscany…  Please Dick, act on a whim and book a flight.  Please…  Go to Tuscany.  It’s lovely this time of year.  But no, Cheney will never leave his criminal undisclosed lair here in the United States — besides, he might need more additional parts paid-for by American taxpayers…

Doctors even left his gall stones intact, because they were unmitigated gall-stones.

Cheney’s cowardly ‘stones’ are so big he had no problem tossing Scooter Libby under the bus to cover his own wrong-doing over the leaked Valerie Plame CIA ‘outing’ scandal.  It’s no coincidence that there are (and have been for sometime now) multiple arrest-warrants by the international Court at the Hague issued against Dick Cheney for ‘Crimes Against Humanity.’  That’s not exactly like a ‘Nobel Peace Prize’ — it carries more notoriety and less honor.  Like more flavor while less-fattening – for everything but his bank account…

So Cheney ups and sez:

“I can’t think of a time when I felt it was more important for us to defeat an incumbent president today with respect to Barack Obama, I think he has been an unmitigated disaster to the country.”  Cheney said this at a Wyoming State Republican Party convention in Cheyenne this past Saturday while an excited audience fired shotguns into the air.  Unfortunately, no one was harmed…

Even Nigeria hates him.  Look, I have nothing against Nigeria, but Nigeria isn’t what you’d call a pristine democratic state.  Nigeria has a rich history of training their children to become warriors and kill and eat their parents to prove their metal… and NIGERIA recently had an international arrest warrant out for Cheney through INTERPOL due for an oil spill (still spewing years before and years after the Deep Water Horizon catastrophe) off the coast of Nigeria dating back to executive decisions he made while still with Halliburton and glossed-over while he was the ‘acting’ president with his hand up Dubbuah’s ass making the fool’s lips move.  Money changed hands, and Nigeria’s warrant was mysteriously dropped.

Barack Obama will be the first person to admit he’s not perfect, which for a politician, is in and of itself enough to place him on a higher pedestal than Cheney could accomplish with or without a medical ‘Hoyer lift.’   But here’s Cheney’s little secret:  He’s terrified of death.  I can see him getting taxpayers to have his terrified bony-ass cryogenically frozen next to Walt Disney to stave-off meeting his maker (a.k.a. Beelzebub) — because foolish and superstitious as he is, Cheney isn’t actually as stupid as his actions.  He’s part of the religious right, and knows he’s evil.  Unmitigatedly so…  He fears what awaits him.  Meanwhile I blissfully await his meeting with his fears.


2 thoughts on “Doctors Leave Dick Cheney’s Gall Stones Intact, Because They’re Unmitigated Gall-stones

  1. I still say let me take old Dicky-poo hunting.

    However, thanks to a facebook friend posting this:

    I’ve come to the realization, Dick Cheney is Elmer Fudd. Dumber than a box of rocks, bald and talks funny, with his mouth off to one side, shooting things in the face.

    Now, I am not saying I want him to “suck on my rifle while I pull the trigger” or that I’d be dead or in jail in a year if he got elected. I leave that for Ted Nugent to say about Barack Obama. For which the Secret Service is investigating him.

    I have never heard one Progressive put forward the idea that we should shoot R-Money if he wins, or that we should revolt unless there is verifiable proof that our votes were co-opted and defrauded. However, not a week goes by that we don’t hear some damn fool right wing bigot talking about violence against Obama and his supporters. All I support is, WHEN the Progressives win in November, I think there is going to be a HUGE Reich Wing Nutjob revolt, and tidal wave of violence. Those who do not believe in owning weaponry, be sure to stay safe in one way or another, and those that do, be ready to defend the innocent. As the saying goes, pardon my French, but I think one Hell of a shit-storm is on it’s way, and we are all going to be well and truly fucked.

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