The Tampa debates, which will henceforth be known as the ‘Tampon’ debates, because all the candidates appeared to be PMS-ing. No one discussed anything of substance except for Duck D. Duck who was quick to point-out how all her opponents are opposed to illegal aliens — while all of them clearly ARE space aliens.
Santorum is beside himselves to start a war with Iran over the ‘Strait of Hermoz.’ Mitt Romney replied with “Who you callin’ a Moose?” Which in turn got Newt Gingrich to tell everyone to “vamoose.” Ron Paul suggested the Straits of Hermoz might actually be gay – with in turn inflamed Santorum, and nothing of substance was discussed.
It remains clear that Santorum is frighteningly radical. Ron Paul is out of touch with reality. And Mitt and Newt do their level best to to out-slime each other. Once again, Long Island Ice Tea Party candidate, Duck D. Duck was the only one in the room soaring above the others and demonstrating true leadership. Chants of “Lord love a Duck” were heard throughout the auditorium.